(Olivia Wilde)

Life was going to be one long romantic fairytale for April Clay. Marriage, kids, a house and a dog with her high school sweetheart was all that she was aiming towards, and nothing bad was ever going to burst her bubble of hope. And then Gaynor paid April a visit.

Adjusting to her Godhood the quickest out of the three Gods, April's maternal instincts mean that she's the first to suggest a sensible, level-headed course of action, usually clashing with the hot-headedness of Jayne and Leo.