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                                    "Swing Life Away"

                                                               FADE IN:

               EXT. PARKER HOME - BACKYARD

               With the sun just about ready to set, MARY JANE sits inside
               of a TIRE SWING hanging from a tree, alone in the yard. The
               look on her face tells us she's in deep thought.

                                   PETER (O.S.)
                         We haven't used that old thing in
                         years.

               PETER walks into frame. Mary Jane smiles faintly, but doesn't
               turn to face him.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Sorry to barge in. I just needed to
                         get away. My parents just had this
                         huge fight. I just... couldn't be
                         there. I had to get away. I didn't
                         know where else to go.

                                   PETER
                         It's alright. You know you don't
                         need an excuse to be here.

               Mary Jane spins the swing around toward him.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I know you're probably tired of
                         hearing my whining all the time.

                                   PETER
                         You know that's not true. What
                         happened with your parents?

               Mary Jane thinks back, sighs.

                                   MARY JANE
                         It's the same thing it always is.
                         This time was different, though. My
                         mom broke a glass. I just...

               Peter notices her eyes beginning to well up with tears. He
               places a comforting hand on her shoulder.

                                   PETER
                         Hey, come on...

                                   MARY JANE
                         I just don't know what's going to
                         happen to them. To me. What if...
                             (beat, wipes away tears)
                         What if they split-up? I don't know
                         if I can handle that, Peter.

                                   PETER
                         I know it's tough, but they're
                         doing the best they can. I'm sure
                         it's not what either of them want.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I thought once my dad took this
                         job, everything would be better. It
                         sucks that he had to take it, but I
                         at least thought it'd keep them
                         from fighting so much.
                             (beat)
                         I guess it's more than money.

                                   PETER
                         Usually is.

               She looks up at him, wiping away more tears.

                                   MARY JANE
                         God, look at me. I totally invade
                         your backyard and then use you as
                         my personal shrink.

                                   PETER
                         I just wish I had more to say. This
                         isn't exactly my area of expertise.

                                   MARY JANE
                         No kidding.
                             (Peter cocks at eyebrow)
                         A joke. God, my humor sucks.

               Peter grins.

                                   PETER
                         You know, this is the first time
                         we've actually talked in a while.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Yeah, sorry I had to go and bring
                         you down with the soap opera that
                         is the Watson household.

                                   PETER
                         I'm the one who should apologize.
                         I've been so busy I've hardly been
                         around at all.

                                   MARY JANE
                         What have you been doing anyway?
                         Eddie's got this whole conspiracy
                         theory about you working for the
                         CIA, investigating Wally.

                                   PETER
                         Only Eddie would come up with that.
                             (beat, laughs)
                         No, I've just had so much on my
                         plate. I've been helping Robbie out
                         in my spare time. He's got this
                         story he's working on, and...

                                   MARY JANE
                         What?

                                   PETER
                         Nothing, It's not important. Just
                         very, very boring. Trust me, if
                         yours is a soap opera, mine's
                         public access TV.

               Mary Jane laughs.

                                   MARY JANE
                         What a pair we make.

                                   PETER
                         Don't let Indy hear you say that.

                                   MARY JANE
                             (laughing)
                         Hey, you never know. Who ever saw
                         Gwen and Eddie coming?
                             (beat)
                         Okay, bad example.

               A moment of silence as Mary Jane twirls around on the tire
               swing slowly, finally coming back around to face Peter.

                                   PETER
                         Hey, you wanna go to Dante's or
                         something?
                             (re: tire swing)
                         No offense to old Melvin, but he's
                         no match for an Inferno Burger.

               Mary Jane looks at him, a hint of surprise crossing her face.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Peter Parker, are you asking me
                         out?

               Peter pales.

                                   PETER
                         What? No, I... I mean I was just
                         asking if... I mean if you...

                                   MARY JANE
                         Relax, I'm messing with you.

               Peter breaths a sigh of relief.

                                   PETER
                         Oh, good, because that would
                         require money. Which I don't have.
                             (beat)
                         Which I... never have.

                                   MARY JANE
                         You know, no offense, but those
                         Inferno Burgers kinda lose their
                         appeal after you serve them every
                         day for a month.

                                   PETER
                             (frowns)
                         Oh. Right. Sorry.

                                   MARY JANE
                         But you know what I could really go
                         for right now? One of those
                         smoothies like we used to make when
                         we were kids. Remember them?

                                   PETER
                         What is this, retro day?

               Mary Jane hops out of the tire swing.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Yep. Does that mean we get to play
                         Cinderella?

                                   PETER
                         Don't push your luck.
                             (then)
                         Wait, I thought it was Snow White?

               Mary Jane laughs.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Come on, Prince Charming. Our
                         smoothies await.

               They head towards the house.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Hey, Peter?

                                   PETER
                         Yeah?

                                   MARY JANE
                         Thanks.

                                   PETER
                         For what?

               She looks over at him with a smile.

                                   MARY JANE
                         For being here.

               Peter smiles as they continue their chat. We PAN UP and away
               from them, eventually coming upon a view of the setting sun.

               As it sinks below the horizon, we:

                                                              FADE OUT.



                                       THE END
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