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                                                               FADE IN:

               EXT. QUEENS - DANTE'S - AFTERNOON

               Establishing shot of the diner.

                                                               FADE TO:

               INT. DANTE'S

               A few CUSTOMERS are eating, but the place isn't all that
               busy. Standing by the register is MARY JANE. She looks around
               the restaurant nervously. In her hands is a sheet of paper.

               A WAITRESS approaches. She looks to be in her 40's.

                                   WAITRESS
                         Can I help you?

               Mary Jane hands her the paper.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Oh, I picked up this application
                         yesterday.

               The waitress gives it a once over.

                                   WAITRESS
                         Looks good to me.
                             (then)
                         Hey, Dante! Got another one!

               Mary Jane jumps as she shouts.

                                   DANTE (O.S.)
                         This one got potential?!

               The waitress rolls her eyes.

                                   WAITRESS
                         It's a hostess job! You're not
                         gonna get a Nobel Prize winner!

               After a beat DANTE ZANELLA emerges from the back. He's a
               towering man, with a certain presence about him.

                                   DANTE
                         Lemme see.

               He takes the application and begins scanning it, looking up
               every once in a while at Mary Jane, who looks uncertain.

                                   DANTE
                         Midtown, yadda, yadda. Sixteen,
                         Watson. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

               He tears the application in half. Mary Jane looks on
               sheepishly. Dante folds his arms and looks over her.

                                   DANTE
                         So, what's your story, honey?

                                   MARY JANE
                         My... uh... it was on the
                         application.

                                   DANTE
                         No, no, no. Your real story. I
                         don't care what your social
                         security number is, or if you agree
                         to submit to a drug test. You know
                         why? Because if you show up to work
                         for me high, your ass is fired.

               Mary Jane blinks.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I don't use...

                                   DANTE
                         Of course you don't.
                             (beat)
                         You're a student?

                                   MARY JANE
                         Yeah.

                                   DANTE
                         High school, eh? You sure you can
                         handle a job on the side?

                                   MARY JANE
                         I know I can.

                                   DANTE
                         No you don't. Says here you've
                         never even had a job before.

               Mary Jane searches for a response.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I haven't. I just think...

                                   DANTE
                         Nobody pays you to think, darling.
                         People who think don't take jobs at
                         local diners.

                                   WAITRESS (O.S.)
                         She's just a kid, Dante!

                                   DANTE
                         Keep it up and I'll be giving her
                         your job!

                                   WAITRESS (O.S.)
                         Just you try it!

                                   MARY JANE
                         I'm just looking to make some extra
                         cash, you know? Nothing full-time.

                                   DANTE
                         Your folks alright with this?

               Mary Jane looks away.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I talked to my dad about it.

                                   DANTE
                         Lemme guess, daddy doesn't know
                         you're here, does he?

               No response from Mary Jane.

                                   DANTE
                         I see where this is going...

                                   MARY JANE
                         No, wait! He doesn't know, but I'll
                         tell him. If he knows I have a job,
                         he's not going to make me quit.

                                   DANTE
                         You sure about that? How do I know
                         he won't show up on the busiest
                         night of the week and take my
                         hostess? I ain't in the habit of
                         hiring scabs.

                                   MARY JANE
                         It won't be like that, I promise!

                                   DANTE
                         I don't want promises, girly, I
                         want work. Hard, back-breaking
                         work. And I want someone who's
                         gonna show up on time. All the
                         time. No excuses.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I'll be here.

               Dante balls up the application, tossing it in the trash. He
               begins walking away. Mary Jane frowns, hanging her head low.

                                   DANTE
                         Here...

               She looks up, and is hit in the face by an APRON.

                                   DANTE
                         Welcome to paradise.

               Mary Jane looks down at the apron, which has the Dante's logo
               screenprinted on it. She smiles.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I got the job?

                                   DANTE
                         Looks that way, now get to work.

                                   MARY JANE
                         What? Now?!

                                   DANTE
                         Yes, now. That a problem?

               She hesitates.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I just... have this project thing,
                         and I figured...

                                   DANTE
                         You said you could handle it. Look,
                         if there's a problem, hand that
                         apron back in and I'll...

                                   MARY JANE
                         No! No, there's no problem!

               Dante eyes her carefully.

                                   DANTE
                         Good.

               He walks back toward the back of the restaurant.

                                                               FADE TO:

               INT. DANTE'S - LATER

               We see through the windows that night has fallen. Mary Jane
               carefully straightens a few menus and removes her apron. She
               walks to a booth and takes a seat, lying her head down.

                                   WAITRESS (O.S.)
                         Tired already?

                                   MARY JANE
                         I wasn't expecting to work tonight.

                                   WAITRESS
                         You'll get used to it, don't worry.

               Dante storms out from the back, mop in hand. He walks over to
               the table and presents Mary Jane with the mop.

                                   DANTE
                         Floor is filthy.

               Mary Jane sits up slowly, taking the mop. Dante walks away as
               she stands and begins to mop.

                                   MARY JANE
                         How long have you been working
                         here?

                                   WAITRESS
                         Since the beginning.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Wow. How did you put up with him
                         for so long?

               She laughs.

                                   WAITRESS
                         I married him.

               She walks away with a smile, leaving a baffled Mary Jane.

                                                              FADE OUT.



                                       THE END
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