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                                       TEASER

                                                               FADE IN:

               INT. UNKNOWN LOCATION

               A dark room. That's about all we can tell, and from the way
               the FOOTSTEPS echo, it must be pretty big.

               After a moment, the footsteps stop. A familiar voice speaks:

                                   VOICE (O.S.)
                         I was told you were the best. If I
                         wanted someone taken out, you were
                         the ones to call.

               NEW ANGLE TO REVEAL FOUR MEN standing in the shadows. They
               step into a faint ray of light shining in through the windows
               and we can now make out a few more details about them.

               They wear loose-fitting gear, mostly camo of various colors,
               and heavy black boots. If we didn't know better, we might
               think they were just heading off to go deer hunting.

               They're a rag-tag group to be sure. They are THE CHESS CLUB.

               One steps forward, a confident smirk on his face. He sports
               short hair and a goatee, and seems to be the one in charge.

               This is HERMAN SCHULTZ.

               He speaks with a slight southern accent.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         You heard right. There's nothing me
                         and my boys can't get done. For the
                         right price.

                                   VOICE (O.S.)
                         I assure you, money is not an
                         issue.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         Just the way we like it.
                             (beat)
                         So, what can we do for you?

                                   VOICE (O.S.)
                         It won't be an easy job. He will
                         put up a fight.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         There a name?

               Schultz is handed a manila folder, which he opens to read. He
               reacts with mild surprise.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         You don't aim small, do ya?

                                   VOICE (O.S.)
                         Are you implying you're not up to
                         the challenge?

               Schultz' expression hardens.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         There ain't a challenge out there
                         we ain't up to. Rest assured, it
                         won't be a problem.
                             (reads more)
                         Looks like you've been doing some
                         digging. This stuff ain't exactly
                         public record.

                                   VOICE (O.S.)
                         My methods are of no concern to
                         you. I want him taken out. For
                         good. Do we have a deal?

               Schultz flips through a few more pages, then nods.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         That we do.

               Schultz glances down at the folder with great interest as we:

                                                              FADE OUT.



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

                                                               FADE IN:

               EXT. PARKER HOME - MORNING

               Establishing shot of Peter's house.

                                   PETER (PRE-LAP)
                         Do you want to make out sometime?

               INT. PARKER HOME - PETER'S ROOM

               Standing in front of his mirror we find PETER, half dressed
               for school. He's looking at himself, determined to get
               whatever it is he's doing right. He shakes his head.

                                   PETER
                         I... I mean go out. Not...
                             (sighs)
                         Ugh!

               He clears his throat. A beat, then:

                                   PETER
                         I was just kinda thinking... since
                         it's the last day of school and
                         all, we should do...
                             (beat, to himself)
                         What should we do?

               INT. PARKER HOME - HALLWAY - MEANWHILE

               MAY stands outside Peter's door, listening in, a wide grin on
               her face. We can still hear Peter through the door.

                                   PETER (O.S.)
                         Dante's? No, she works there.
                         Maybe...

               May steps back, grinning some more. She knocks.

                                   MAY
                         Peter, are you ready for school?

               A loud THUMP as Peter reacts, startled.

                                   PETER (O.S.)
                         Uh, yeah. Just a sec...

               May shakes her head as we:

                                                               FADE TO:

               EXT. MIDTOWN HIGH - MORNING - LATER

               Establishing shot of the school.

               EXTREME CLOSE UP on the main doors, and a sign reading: "LAST
               DAY OF SCHOOL: SUMMER SCHOOL REGISTRATION NOW OPEN."

               "For The Longest Time" by Sherwood serves as our soundtrack.

               INT. MIDTOWN HIGH - HALLWAY

               Peter walks alongside EDDIE as the massive task of locker
               cleaning proceeds around them. Many students are holding
               large black bags at their feet, dumping piles upon piles of
               worthless junk into them.

                                   EDDIE
                         Call me crazy, but I'm gonna miss
                         this place over the summer.

               Peter gives him slight nod, but it obviously distracted.

                                   EDDIE
                         What a year, bro. It was a good one
                         for me, I'll tell you that. I mean,
                         who else can say they bagged the
                         hottest chick this side of...

               Eddie glances at Peter, notices he's not listening.

                                   EDDIE
                         You're doing it again!

               Peter snaps out of it.

                                   PETER
                         Doing what again?

                                   EDDIE
                         That Parker stare, dude. You zone
                         out; I'm talking dead to the world.

               Peter looks downward, fishing for a response. A STUDENT runs
               by them, screaming:

                                   STUDENT
                             (singing)
                         Schooool's out for the SUMMER!

               Behind him a TEACHER walks briskly, trying to catch up.

                                   TEACHER
                             (mumbles)
                         Freshmen...

               Peter and Eddie both smile, and to Peter's relief, Eddie
               changes the subject.

                                   EDDIE 
                         Bro, you and me this summer...

                                   PETER
                         Yeah?

                                   EDDIE
                         It's on, man! I can picture it
                         now...

               Eddie puts out his arm around Peter's neck, beckoning him to
               visualize:

                                   EDDIE
                         At the beach. Chillin' with the
                         ladies. Oh, those ladies...

                                   GWEN (O.S.)
                         Ahem.

               Eddie's smile quickly drops, but returns as he turns to face
               GWEN, who stands with her hands on her hips.

                                   EDDIE
                         Lady. I meant lady. As in...

               Just then, THREE GIRLS walk by. Eddie watches with a grin.

                                   EDDIE
                         Oh, the lad...

               Gwen turns his head back to face her.

                                   EDDIE
                         Eeee. Lady.
                             (innocent smile)
                         My lady.... you.

               Gwen smiles despite herself, shaking her head.

                                   EDDIE
                         I was just telling Pete how we're
                         gonna own the city this summer!
                             (off Gwen's look)
                         You can come too!

               Eddie swings his arm around Gwen as they all turn towards
               Peter's locker. Peter opens it as his friends look on.

                                   PETER
                         I don't even want to know what's...
                             (a banana peel falls out)
                         In here.

                                   GWEN
                             (to Eddie)
                         Has he asked her yet?

               Eddie shrugs.

                                   GWEN
                         I'll take that as a no.
                             (to Peter)
                         What's the big deal? You know she's
                         going to say yes.

                                   PETER
                             (here we go again)
                         It's complicated.

                                   EDDIE
                         What's complicated about asking a
                         girl you've known forever out? It's
                         like asking your sister out.
                             (beat, odd looks)
                         But not... because that would be...
                         gross.

               Gwen shakes her head.

                                   GWEN
                         You're too clever for your own good
                         sometimes, babe.

                                   EDDIE
                             (mock sadness)
                         It's my curse.

                                   PETER
                         I'll ask her, I just don't
                         understand the rush.

               Eddie places a hand on Peter's shoulder.

                                   EDDIE
                         Dude, it's the last day of school,
                         which means it'll officially be the
                         biggest night of the year!
                             (beat)
                         What better time to ask her?

                                   PETER
                             (uncertain)
                         Tonight?

               The class bell rings, Eddie frowns. He grabs his backpack and
               joins Gwen as they prepare to head off to class.

                                   EDDIE
                             (points to Peter)
                         Tonight!

               Peter lets out a sigh.

                                   PETER
                         Tonight.

               Off his nervous expression:

                                                               FADE TO:

               INT. MIDTOWN HIGH - HALLWAY - LATER THAT DAY

               Students are all around, planning the summer's events, and
               are overall extremely relaxed. A familiar face is racing from
               student to student, handing out flyers.

               It's INDY. She runs up to a GRADUATE, and animatedly hands
               him one of her flyers.

                                   INDY
                         Oh my God, Kyle! You have got to
                         come to my party tonight! You have
                         to. Everyone is going. I mean
                         everyone.
                             (beat; hushed)
                         And don't tell Wally, but there's
                         going to be...

               Kyle grabs the flyer, looking at it without much interest.

                                   KYLE
                             (interrupting)
                         Sorry, Indy. It's college parties
                         from now on for me.

               Indy flinches, as if she was just stabbed, but not a moment
               later she spots another potential party-goer.

                                   INDY
                             (screaming)
                         Emily! Emily, wait up!

               We linger where Indy once stood for a beat, until Eddie and
               Gwen walk into frame.

                                   GWEN
                         Okay, I'm pretty sure she's gone
                         insane this time.

                                   EDDIE
                         At least she's not on our backs
                         anymore.

               Gwen's eyes are still on her.

                                   GWEN
                         I mean, she makes you look normal.

               The couple both laugh slightly, as Eddie hugs Gwen, shaking
               her slightly. Peter walks into frame, a flyer in his hand.

                                   PETER
                             (reading closely)
                         Is that copyright text?

               Eddie grabs the flyer.

                                   EDDIE
                         What's a...
                             (beat, baffled)
                         Lohoclaeerf?

               Gwen peers over his shoulder, reading.

                                   GWEN
                         Free alcohol, dummy. Spelled
                         backwards.

                                   PETER
                         Well that's original.

                                   EDDIE
                         So, did you ask her?

                                   PETER
                         Oh, would you guys...

               MARY JANE appears behind them, her art portfolio with her.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Hey, guys!

               Peter freezes. Gwen and Eddie spin around.

                                   GWEN
                             (surprised)
                         MJ!
                             (beat)
                         Eddie, I have the sudden urge to
                         make out with you in the closet.

                                   EDDIE
                         You do?

               Gwen shakes her head, a little too fast, then turns her eyes
               to Peter and Mary Jane.

                                   EDDIE
                             (dawning)
                         Ah!
                             (casual)
                         I'm down.

               They scat, quickly, leaving Mary Jane and Peter alone. From
               the distance, Eddie raises his hand.

                                   EDDIE
                             (distance scream)
                         Go get her, tiger!

                                   MARY JANE
                         What was that about?
                             (beat)
                         And why is Eddie calling you tiger?

                                   PETER
                         He's Eddie. Is there ever an
                         explanation?

                                   MARY JANE
                         Guess not.

               Peter stands in silence as Mary Jane looks at him. She can
               guess what's going on, but is waiting for Peter to act first.

               A beat, as they look at each other, then:

                                   MARY JANE
                         So...

                                   PETER
                         Last day.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Yep.

               More silence.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Okay then, I'm gonna go...

                                   PETER
                             (interrupting)
                         Hey, wait...

               The awkward silence returns.

                                   MARY JANE
                         I'm waiting...

                                   PETER
                         I... I mean...

               Mary Jane rolls her eyes. She's had enough of the games.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Gwen told me about tonight.

                                   PETER
                             (confused)
                         She did?

                                   MARY JANE
                             (smiles)
                         No, what about tonight?

               Peter sighs. Busted.

                                   PETER
                         I was kinda thinking we could...
                         you know... I mean...

               Mary Jane continues to smile. She can't help but find this
               cute, even if Peter is tanking.

                                   PETER
                         Go out.
                             (quickly)
                         With Eddie and Gwen.

                                   MARY JANE
                         Well, that depends...

               Peter's expression falls flat, dreading what's coming.

                                   PETER
                         Depends?

                                   MARY JANE
                         On if you actually plan on showing
                         up this time.

                                   PETER
                             (beaming, but hiding it)
                         I'll be there. Promise.

               Letting go a breath of relief, Peter turns around to close
               his locker, just as Eddie and Gwen return. It seems they DID
               have a go at each other.

               Gwen and Eddie look to both Mary Jane and Peter for some kind
               of sign, but are rejected as they both act like nothing.

               The class bell rings.

                                   MARY JANE
                             (grins)
                         See you then.

               Gwen and Mary Jane walk off. Eddie, it seems, it about to
               explode with anticipation.

               Once they're out of earshot:

                                   EDDIE
                         So?! How'd it go?

               Peter just grins as we:

                                                               FADE TO:

               EXT. QUEENS - FOREST HILLS - AFTERNOON

               The quiet suburban neighborhood, as it's always been. A few
               cars pass by, but one catches our attention.

               It's a sleek BLACK VAN, creeping along. It looks brand new,
               with the windows tinted.

               INT. BLACK VAN

               The van is apparently the domain of the Chess Club. In the
               driver's seat is a man in his 40's wearing a NASCAR hat,
               we'll come to know him as SHERMAN BONNER.

               To his right in the passenger seat is Schultz.

                                   BONNER
                         You sure this is the right place?
                         We've circled the block five times
                         and ain't seen a damn thing.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         Just going on the info, Sherm. You
                         got a better idea?

                                   BONNER
                         How about going back and asking
                         Darth Vader if he's got some intel
                         that makes half a lick of sense?

               Schultz, ignoring the comment, looks to the back of the van,
               which has been cleared of seats. In their place are several
               flat-panel monitors, and various other tech equipment, along
               with what appears to be a small, high-tech arsenal.

               Sitting on opposite sides we find the final two members of
               the team. One is a tall, hulking black man; STEWART LUTHOR.

               The other is tall and well-built as well, but looks less so
               next to the massive Luthor; ELIJAH MASON.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         Anything?

                                   MASON
                         Just some old lady walking her dog.

                                   LUTHOR
                         And the ice cream man.

               Mason does a double take.

                                   MASON
                         Ice cream?

               Schultz continues his own survey of the neighborhood, which
               looks plain as day.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         Something's gotta give. Gotta be
                         out here somewhere.

                                   BONNER
                         Something's up, boss. Why would
                         someone like him be hanging out
                         here in Pleasantville?

                                   SCHULTZ
                         You heard the man, we might not
                         find him in person, but if we hang
                         around long enough we'll find
                         someone who can lead us to him.

                                   BONNER
                         Ain't there a yellow brick road in
                         this story?

                                   MASON
                         We got something!

               Schultz climbs into the back of the van. Mason points to one
               of the monitors.

               ANGLE ON MONITOR

               An SUV passes into frame, then slowly out, revealing Mary
               Jane walking down the sidewalk toward her house, passing the
               aforementioned OLD LADY and her dog, and the ICE CREAM TRUCK.

                                   SCHULTZ
                         The description match?

                                   MASON
                         Sure as hell does.

               Off Schultz' plotting expression:

                                                              FADE OUT.



                                   END OF ACT ONE
                                       ACT TWO

                                                               FADE IN:

               INT. PARKER HOME - PETER'S ROOM

               Peter has his head deep inside his closet, desperately
               searching for something to wear.

                                   PETER
                             (screaming)
                         Aunt May!

               He begins pulling out various items of clothing, throwing
               them behind him. One shirt hits MAY as she enters. She tosses
               it to the floor as Peter gives an apologetic smiles.

                                   PETER
                         Sorry.
                             (then)
                         Have you seen my black shirt?

                                   MAY
                         The button-up one?

               Peter grabs a bottle of cologne and splashes it on.

                                   PETER
                         Yeah.

               May stares at him, a look of pride in her eyes.

                                   PETER
                         What?

                                   MAY
                         Your Uncle Ben would be so proud of
                         you.

               Peter smiles; May brings her hand up to his shoulder.

                                   MAY
                             (grins)
                         You look so handsome. Mary Jane is
                         one lucky girl.

                                   PETER
                             (abashed)
                         Aunt May...

               She hugs him, and he returns the embrace. Out of the corner
               of his eye, Peter catches a glimpse of TV, and the news.

                                   NEWSWOMAN
                             (on television)
                         Police were unable to identify the
                         culprit, but he is believed to be
                         armed and extremely dangerous.

               Peter frowns, clearly annoyed. May releases her grip, takes
               one last prideful look at him and exits.

               INSERT NEWSCAST

                                   NEWSWOMAN
                         Reports indicate he was last
                         spotted in the area of downtown
                         Queens. If you spot this man...

               A sketch of the criminal appears behind the newswoman.

                                   NEWSWOMAN
                         Please contact the police. Again,
                         do not approach the suspect...

               BACK TO SCENE to find the room empty and the window open.

               A beat, then May returns, holding a black shirt.

                                   MAY
                         Peter, I found your...
                             (confused)
                         Peter?

               Off her baffled expression:

               EXT. QUEENS - STREET - AFTERNOON

               A MASKED MAN pushes through the crowd, shouting obscenities.
               The sound of POLICE SIRENS echo in the distance.

               The man rushes past a building, not noticing SPIDER-MAN
               standing above. Spidey fires a single BURST of webbing,
               tripping the man up.

               EXT. QUEENS - SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS

               Spider-Man drops down to street level. The crook tries to
               scramble away, but Spidey catches him with a HARD PUNCH.

                                   SPIDER-MAN
                         That's right, run from the big
                         scary mutant in the mask!
                             (sighs)
                         Let's see what we're dealing with
                         here...

               Spidey fishes out the man's wallet, looking at his ID

                                   SPIDER-MAN
                         Hey there...
                             (squints)
                         Humperdink? Someone's parents must
                         have been really bored. You know,
                         you really should try and get as
                         far away as possible after you rob
                         a jewelry store.
                             (then)
                         Oh, and next time, try to avoid the
                         super heroes. It's usually kind of
                         lame to get caught before you make
                         it back to your lair.

               Spider-Man pushes him against the wall, and shoots a burst of
               webbing at his torso. He's not going anywhere.

               The sirens reach a maximum high as a police cruiser spins
               into view, it's lights flashing and siren blaring.

                                   SPIDER-MAN
                         Look's like your ride is here,
                         Hump... Or do you prefer Dink?

               The COPS rush the scene.

                                   OFFICER
                         You!

                                   SPIDER-MAN
                         Save it, I'm running late.

               Spidey LEAPS into the air, firing a burst of webbing into the
               air, and swinging out of view.

               Off the Officer:

               INT. DAILY BUGLE - MAIN FLOOR

               Various staff go about their day. Some busy, trying to get
               their articles in by deadline, and others walking around
               frantically as if they're already passed their allotted time.

               ROBBIE ROBERTSON is sitting at his desk, on the phone with a
               familiar someone:

                                   CRAIG (O.S.)
                             (filtered; through phone)
                         Is that the best you can do? It's
                         been over a week. It's a wonder
                         we're still breathing.

                                   ROBBIE
                         Don't worry, it'll only be another
                         day or two. I've got my guy working
                         on it as we speak.

                                   CRAIG
                         What's the hold up?

                                   ROBBIE
                         Beats me. I'm guessing Fisk has
                         connections all over the place. If
                         Enrique wasn't so damn crazy I
                         doubt I'd have ever been able to
                         talk him into doing this.

                                   CRAIG
                         The nut house grows.

               Suddenly, a knock at the window gets Robbie's attention. He
               glances up and his eyes widen at the sight of Spider-Man.

                                   ROBBIE
                         I, ah... I gotta go.

               Robbie hangs up the phone. He glances around, but nobody
               seems to have noticed Spidey at the window. They're all too
               busy with their own work.

               Spidey points upward, then disappears.

               Robbie looks around covertly, hoping no one has noticed.

               EXT. DAILY BUGLE - ROOFTOP - MOMENTS LATER

               Robbie appears from the roof-access door, where Peter stands,
               now out of costume, stuffing it into a grocery bag.

                                   ROBBIE
                         What the hell are you doing?

                                   PETER
                         I was in the neighborhood.

                                   ROBBIE
                         You could have been seen down
                         there, man.

               Peter shrugs.

                                   PETER
                         I forgot my cell...

                                   ROBBIE
                         What's going on?

               Peter tosses him the bag with the costume in it.

                                   PETER
                         I need you to hold onto this for
                         me. I'm running late.

                                   ROBBIE
                         Late for what?

                                   PETER
                         Kinda got this thing tonight...
                             (then)
                         With MJ.

               Robbie cocks an eyebrow.

                                   ROBBIE
                         Like a date?

                                   PETER
                         I wouldn't call it a...

               Robbie gives him an enthusiastic pat on the back.

                                   ROBBIE
                         Way to go, man! It's about time!

                                   PETER
                         Hopefully the city won't blow up
                         while we're out tonight.

               Robbie chuckles at the remark, but then realizes Peter is
               more serious then he first realized.

                                   ROBBIE
                         It's not your responsibility to
                         catch everybody, Pete.

                                   PETER
                         Tell that to the newscasters.
                             (beat)
                         I feel bad about going out to have
                         fun. I have a responsibility.

                                   ROBBIE
                         You can't be Spider-Man all the
                         time. It's not healthy. Besides,
                         even Clark has Lois.

                                   PETER
                         What?

                                   ROBBIE
                         Look, just go out and have some
                         fun. You've earned it. Let the cops
                         handle things for a change.

                                   PETER
                         Yeah?

                                   ROBBIE
                         Yeah.

               Peter glances down at Robbie's watch.

                                   PETER
                         Hey, what time is it?

                                   ROBBIE
                         A little after eight.

               Peter reacts...

                                   PETER
                         Oh, crap! 

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