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The CineMortuary Podcast
« on: Mon Oct 2 2017, 15:15 »
 I have a podcast now! Yes! Me! The guy who sounds like a bored donkey shitting a pineapple! A podcast!

The CineMortuary Podcast takes a look at revolting remakes and ghastly sequels of horror films. We try not to give every film a kicking, but our choices are a bit less Dawn of the Dead (the original) and a bit more random Jaws knock-off #24.
   
Here's episode 1: Alien Resurrection (1997)

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CineMortuary kicks off with a review of a film from the Alien franchise. No, not that one. Nor the other one. Instead we delve into Jean-Pierre Jeunet's extremely subtle masterpiece. Along the way we find who Rob thinks is a "shovel with eyes", what genre Dave pretends this is to alleviate the pain, and slowly realise how many times Chris says "in all fairness" (well, we don't, but now you will).

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You can follow us @cinemortuary on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and we also have a Letterboxd account but f**k knows what we'll do with that.
   
We aim for a new episode once every two weeks because I'm having to drive to York and record episodes in bulk at the moment. Two more are ready to go, FYI.
 
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Re: The CineMortuary Podcast
« Reply #1 on: Mon Nov 27 2017, 16:18 »
Believe it or not, despite this being a project I'm involved in, we are now up to episode FIVE!

Episode 5: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)

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It's the second round of Dave's Laserdisc shitbin. This time we look at Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994), which IMDB describes as follows:

Based on Kenneth Branagh's novel, "Kenneth Branagh" tells the story of Kenneth Branagh, a promising young doctor who, devastated by the death of Kenneth Branagh during childbirth, becomes obsessed with bringing Kenneth Branagh back to life. His experiments lead to the creation of Kenneth Branagh, which Kenneth Branagh has put together with the remains of corpses. It's not long before Kenneth Branagh regrets his actions.

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Even more unbelievable: last night we recorded episode nine. Strap yourselves in. Check out the links above for reviews on gems such as Jason X and Halloween (the Robin Zombie one).
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Re: The CineMortuary Podcast
« Reply #2 on: Mon Jan 1 2018, 13:55 »
HAPPY NEW YEAR!



Episode 7: House on Haunted Hill (1999)

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Having travelled beyond the Long Hard Road Out of Hell (aka 2017), This Is the New Shit. Rob, Chris, and Dave review the House of Haunted Hill remake; where instead of some Disposable Teens, we have The Nobodies. They better Get their Gunns (from coffins-within-coffins for some reason) and break out the Fight Song as our Beautiful People must spend a night in said haunting house without dying. Will it be Arma-goddamn-motherf**kin-geddon for our Born Villains? Please listen to this episode because if you don't, WE KNOW WHERE YOU f**kING LIVE.

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Re: The CineMortuary Podcast
« Reply #3 on: Mon Jan 22 2018, 15:55 »
Episode 8: The Mummy Returns

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"It's not a horror film though, is it?"

The thing is, if Dave hadn't been put on the spot he would've chosen something more gore-tastic. And if Chris hadn't screwed up his calendar, we could've scheduled this episode for New Year's Day as The Mummy Returns' is quite a 3pm New Year's Day on BBC One film. And if Rob hadn't stood there looking as lost as David O'Leary at the end of his run as manager of Leeds United he... dunno where I'm going with this. We're sorry, okay?!



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Re: The CineMortuary Podcast
« Reply #4 on: Mon Feb 12 2018, 21:47 »
I've skipped ahead. We're now on episode 10!

Episode 10: My Bloody Valentine 3D

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yo brah check this pickaxe
As I stick it through you

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